Some idiot kids threw a box of tacks on the road yesterday and flatted at least 50 unsuspecting riders before dawn.
What happens in the corn fields stays in the corn field, when nature calls!
I walked in to a lake road for a nature call and about 1000 frogs kept jumping out of my path. I felt like the Lizard king!
Chris Cakes serves 1000 pancakes every morning. You pay your 5$ and take a plate and the griddle man flips them about 5 feet on to your plate. The key is you have to catch them.
Mr Porkcop serves about 3000 porkcops a day. He's put 11 kids through college and retired last year.they had a ceremony for him before the Styx concert this year.
Portopoties in Iowa are called Kybos. They can not be avoided.
When you bike with the Air Force the state troopers give you a lot of respect.
The ride is an exercise in sleep deprivation. Trains whistle all night long in these small towns, and we are near highways a lot at night. I get maybe 4 hours of sleep a night and not consecutively.
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